Thursday, June 26, 2008

Get back to a simpler time.



When I watch the news or read an article online I eventually hear or read about some stupid, frivilous law being passed that seems to go against the grain of the natural order of things or is completely asinine. To me it seems like government is just getting their hands in freaking everything- things they don't have any right to moderate. I sometimes wonder if the countdown for mankind was started when Beaurocracy was invented.

I look forward to an international grassroots movement directed at governments at all levels, with one and only one objective:

"LEAVE US THE HELL ALONE!!!!!"

Ironically, only when there is economic catastrophe, depriving governments of the heroin-like money they demand, will we finally be freed of their idiocies. Not because the people or the governments are wiser, but just because they can no longer AFFORD to be nannies.
Go ahead, smoke in a bar. If somebody makes an issue of it, slap them across the face, HARD. If they go whining to a cop, the cop will just shrug. "Sorry, lady. Maybe next time you won't get in somebody's face like the little prune ass you are."
If somebody wants to watch a porn movie, no problem. If they can afford eating fatty food, no problem. If they want to smoke crack, no problem. Because it is just plain NOT government's business. There are a lot similarities between Humans and the wild animals that stick our noses up to, and that's a whole different discussion, but what I'm saying is that things need to return to a simpler time. A time when the Government worries about taking care of the nation's broader political issues instead of trying to shove their doctrine down the throat of every man, woman, and child like they are now.
Political Correctedness is the little sister to Beaurocracy that's bringing us down as a nation. You don't want to hear snide remarks? You get offended at crude talk? Hey guess what, the person talking has just as much a right to talk shit as much as you do to not hear it, so take a walk.
In science, the simplist theory always is the best one, know why? Because it's concise, graceful, and efficient. Can you imagine a Universe where beaurocracy is part of the natural order? Christ, nothing would ever get done. We'd all still be single celled protozoas swimming around in our own primordial snot.
Nature is an extremely fine tuned machine, one that we need to take more notes from and apply to our governments. Beaurcocracies, modern forms of order are man made synthetic constructs that run against the grain of Nature and in the end only makes life harder for people.
Why do you think engineers take their best ideas and inspiration from nature?? Hmm... let me think- because Nature knows what the fuck it's doing maybe!?!!? Maybe if government modelled their rules and regulations from Nature too we'd all be living a more ordered, natural life.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Monday, June 23, 2008

America: From land of the free, to land of lost liberties and ignorance.



Alright, so read this article in the link. And then come back here for the commentary below.

Finger printing coming in, now they want it when you leave.

What, exactly, is this going to accomplish? Does the TSA have access to Bin Laden's fingerprints?

So, let's speak hypothetically here. A "terrorist" boards a plane with the intention of flying it into a building. This terrorist doesn't have a record, so collecting said terrorists fingerprints is simply a "precautionary" measure. MK Ultra and PsyOps haven't had much success, so we can't read people's minds, yet. Now, the terrorist succeeds in highjacking the plane and flies it into a building. What, exactly, do you do with the then-and-now worthless fingerprints you collected before the unknown terrorist was allowed to board the plane? Wait to use them during the zombie revolution?

This act by itself is meaningless. All of this is just a convoluted series of nonsensical maneouvers that will, one day, allow the government to pass legislation allowing them to stop any citizen on the street, ID and fingerprint them, and then ransack their person and home without a warrant. Paranoiac? Just you watch. You don't win at chess by exposing all your moves in the beginning. Well Terrorists, you guys really did just totally kick our asses in the war on terrorism.

Move along, citizen. Nothing to see here.

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Darwin at work: An example for society.

Anyone with half a brain knows who Darwin is and what he stands for- the theory of biological evolution and nature's bias towards intelligence, strength, and general heartiness over complete and utter dumbasses- the dumbasses die off while the the stronger, smarter, yada, yada survive and breed thus passing their genes onto the next generation of critter. It's a nice simple system and it works. It also allows for a nice balance in the environment.

Now take this video for example.





I laughed a few times. It's a dog, obviously not incredibly bright, gleefully leaping from a moving vehicle at an unsafe speed, in order to play with his sprinting companion. This, people, is pure Darwinian evolution at work. A smart dog, would not leap from a vehicle as it's common sense would inform it that doing so would result in injury, death, and at the least a severe shaming in the dog community by it's peers. If this happened with no people around, nature would let that dog head on off to heaven. Survival of the fittest has done it's job. That dog obviously did something way stupid and is now enabling the wild environment the ability to benefit from it's absence.

Humans are an anomaly. See, any Human with half a heart would have stopped to help the brainless pooch. And morally it's the right thing to do. But here's where the abberation starts. Humans break the laws of nature. We disrupt the basic laws of Darwinian evolution by enabling the dumb, malformed, and generally weak to live. This places a burden on the people who are strong, productive, and intelligent to provide for the former. Statistically, the lesser intelligent breed more. Alot. This brings about all kinds of stress upon the socially enabled and thus breaks these laws of Darwinian selection.

Humans are fundamentally different from animals, and thus our sentience, our moral compass, often interdicts what our baser, more feral instincts compell us to do. I can't say we all just ignore the moral and ethical lessons that Humanity has learned over the last five thousand years that recorded civilization has existed and leave the weak out to fend for themselves. But it would be interesting to imagine a world where Societies acted in such a manner.

Would the world be a better place?

Monday, May 26, 2008

Eddie Izzard

This bloke is fucking hillarious. If I ever get a chance to see him perform live I'm so going. Here are some of his sketches for your enjoyment. :)

Eddie on Stonehenge



Eddie on World War 2



The difference between American and British movies

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Best PSA everrr

Okay my mate down under showed me this PSA advert for speeding and generally bad driving. It was great because, you know, there is some truth to it. Akin to why men buy overly large trucks or excessively fast cars...

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Woohoo!!

I got my car back yesterday and I am totally stoked! It's just like I never left it :D. I miss the power she's got under the hood too.


I also got my Project Cosmos movie poster printed too and it came out soooo nice. I'm definitely going to have to get it framed for sure. There it is...

The photo doesn't do it justice AT ALL. It's so much cooler in person.